Curse

Huntmaster · Mar 28, 2006, 09:44 PM // 21:44

I'm an honest guy.

I'm the biggest jerk i know in-game.

Cador · Mar 28, 2006, 10:00 PM // 22:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeneralThierry

Man, the same exact thing happened to my guild, well sort of. One of our officers downloaded some program from a random guildwars site (bad mistake). He then logged in one day to find that someone hacked into his account, deleted his armor, his weapons, and got rid of all his money. The worse thing about it though was the bastard (pardon my french) kicked out all the members. We were a growing guild at the time and we had about 30 members, plus officers. We were starting to get to the point where we could GvG and stuff like that. Basically we had to start from scratch again. It totally sucked. The worse thing of all is that our guild was active, where the longest a person was away was a week. Some people we got back but the rest, we lost. We were so mad

Hey Thierry I can imagine that must of sucked. Has Shaft's account recovered tell him if he needs any cash or runs etc or help to pm me m8 Thanks.

Kook~NBK~ · Mar 28, 2006, 10:17 PM // 22:17

Chalk one up for the good guys! WTG, Kurt! Great way to deal with a jerk!

I just found out the other day that I'm a big jerk!

I have a way of dealing with beggers in Droknar's Forge that I find rather amusing. When I see begger spam, I post "FREE MONEY!!! See Ipillu Whupwup in Whitman's Folly!" (more fun that just saying "go kill stuff.") Think it was Saturday that I got called a jerk for doing it.
Along similar lines, today I was there and saw someone spamming for a free Power Leveler. I posted "FREE POWER LEVELER!!! - See Little Thom [Brawler henchman]."

Cador · Mar 28, 2006, 10:27 PM // 22:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kook~NBK~

Chalk one up for the good guys! WTG, Kurt! Great way to deal with a jerk!

I just found out the other day that I'm a big jerk!

I have a way of dealing with beggers in Droknar's Forge that I find rather amusing. When I see begger spam, I post "FREE MONEY!!! See Ipillu Whupwup in Whitman's Folly!" (more fun that just saying "go kill stuff.") Think it was Saturday that I got called a jerk for doing it.
Along similar lines, today I was there and saw someone spamming for a free Power Leveler. I posted "FREE POWER LEVELER!!! - See Little Thom [Brawler henchman]."

I usually just say when i see a beggar i say ill give you some money, I pop up 100k and about 60 ecto (when i used to hav ea lot of ecto) and then id say hold on have to add something. at this point the beggar is proclaiming his love for me

all of a sudden i change it to 1k and 60 mursaat tokens. (my guild has lots of people in kryta and all i ask them for is the tokens) so now the begger being overanxious accepts and has the nerve to say you scammed me

gotta love it

Riken Chrono · Mar 29, 2006, 04:17 AM // 04:17

Met some jerks today

so i was just being yoru typical bond monk doing SF for some fun.
so thsi si what happens

Jerk: WTF PUT LIFE BARRIER ON ME! NOOOOOOOOOOB
Me: Life Barrier is only to be put onto warrior. You shouldnt be aggroing anyone anyways.
Jerk: WHO SAYS A NECRO CANT BE A TANK HUH YOU NOOB PUT IT ON ME
Me: Umm if i put it on everyone i'll have -7 energy regen which i will surely run out of energy
Jerk: IDC JUST PUT IT ON ME OR IM LEAVING YOU NOOBS!
Me: Meh go ahead idc
*Jerk Leaves*
Me: so you guys wanna go back?
Rest of Group: Nah.
He was a SS
We ended up finishing the run w/o a SS

what a jerk

Dro-Ridley Wyvern · Mar 29, 2006, 04:31 AM // 04:31

Yea hes a noob -.-

Bartuc Galadwor · Mar 29, 2006, 07:29 AM // 07:29

This thread is hilarious.

Barry Bethell · Mar 29, 2006, 08:06 AM // 08:06

Had a good one on the preview weekend, we were doing one of those 12v12 battles where you enter as a team of 4 and get put with 2 other teams from your faction, so as you can imagine it's all kinda random and it's a preview weekend full of people trying the new professions (lots of ritualists and assasins) so the last thing you expect as you enter this is a well organised team, your just entering for a bit of fun ( i think it's a great idea btw to help in experienced players get into pvp, it takes away the elitism of pvp) anyway i digress........

we enter a team of 12, i'm a ritualist/ranger only went ranger to cap a crab =] and it becomes obvious with only one monk in our team we aren't going to do so well but hey it's only a bit of fun on a preview weekend.

We start and are going at it the battle is close but the opposing team always seems to have the edge, one of our team leaves/disconnects cue the jerk.

Jerk:- LEARN TO PLAY YOU NOOBS!!!!!!

Jerk:- NOOBS!

Jerk:- NOOBS!

Jerk:- NOOBS!

Jerk:- NOOBS!

Me:- Stfu you A**hat!

Jerk:- FU

Me:- Great job of promoting the pvp side of the game here buddy, way to go!

Jerk:- NOOBS!

Jerk:- NOOBS!

he spammed Noobs a few more times before he rage quit, i just had visions of that vid where the kid is going mad and hitting his keyboard =]

Commander Ryker · Mar 29, 2006, 01:52 PM // 13:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfthought

Way Back while I was in beacon Perch mission there was this gay monk who picked up the Torch-thingy, but wouldn't light the the beacon. Then everyone starts yelling at him for beinf the biggest n00b/jerk, he begin to write profanity on the map. We got so pissed that we aggroed a bunch of shiverpeak guardians on him. WHen he died, we didn't rez him

How do you know he was gay? Did he say that he was? If you're suggesting that he was gay for not lighting the beacon then you are wrong. He was a jerk. Being gay has nothing to do with being a jerk.

romeo_longsword · Mar 29, 2006, 03:35 PM // 15:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry Bethell

Jerk:- NOOBS!

Jerk:- NOOBS!

Jerk:- NOOBS!

I just had that experience from a necro who I went farming with. And I asked if he could stop spaming the map, he did it even more. And since we did not went so far into the farming route, I left the group.

No, I did not feel bad leaving the group, when the working enveriment I was involved was so clearly immature, and the manner of his respond was un plesent in all degrees.

From my part, I did not suggeste any hostile intent or using any bad words, none have I been un-polite to anyone. I simply ask if he could stop spaming the map.

After I left, this nerco who you may find in war camp farming oro, Pmed me with none stoping message of:

noob noob noob
noob noob noob
noob noob noob
noob noob noob
<and repeat for 30 seconds of the above>

But I am quite proud that I did not produce one respond to him, none did I ingore him by putting him on the ingore list, I just let him spam and let him get on with it, which I think its the best way to go.

manveruppd · Mar 29, 2006, 03:40 PM // 15:40

Some jerk joined my HA pug (then still Tombs) and then ran out the portal to Dragon's Lair. Since half the team were PvP characters we ended up randomly teleported across various districts. Took us 5' to get back together, then the jerk does it again! At this point I'm too angry to think straight so I start shouting abuse over local chat. This wasn't a good idea as it presumably gave more people the idea that winding my up would be fun, as they invite themselves into the group (wasn't the leader, and couldn't in any case remember the names of everyone in it so we assumed anyone who invited themselves were previously with us) and they run back out to Dragon's Lair again.

Yes, I lose my temper easily, and I know it makes me a good target for baiting. Still, I was angry enough to sit down and write a detailed email to Anet telling them all about this and 2 weeks later the patch that stopped this kind of griefing from happening.

Ganks · Mar 29, 2006, 04:16 PM // 16:16

Omg where do I begin. The MMO genre is populated, by a good portion, all by jerks... lets see...

I met a dude who thought a HoH monk's secondary class actually mattered.

Racism is in a class of its own.

Rude people who -know- that their way is the best, in PvE, and diss the living hell out of anyone who tries to override them. -knowing- isnt always equivalent to -being-.

Man Im stopping there. Just thinking about it makes me pretty mad. People play video games for all the wrong reasons sometimes.

ravenwolf77 · Mar 29, 2006, 04:33 PM // 16:33

had a former guildie who refused to be in aparty that had an ele in it
he would quit in the middle of a gvg then yell at everyone for bringin the ele
was so glad when he got kicked

The undead Mesmer · Mar 29, 2006, 05:02 PM // 17:02

Strange that nobody mentioned me yet HAHA i always love to haras newbies with a verry special skills/spell (cant remember the name atm sorry)

But it summons a uncontrollable horror that tottaly WTFPWNS everything on its path so sadly it makes atleast 100 victims a day

(j/k hehe i did it a few times but nobody got mad really)

Francis Demeules · Mar 29, 2006, 05:05 PM // 17:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by The undead Mesmer

Strange that nobody mentioned me yet HAHA i always love to haras newbies with a verry special skills/spell (cant remember the name atm sorry)

But it summons a uncontrollable horror that tottaly WTFPWNS everything on its path so sadly it makes atleast 100 victims a day

(j/k hehe i did it a few times but nobody got mad really)

Malign Intervention

The undead Mesmer · Mar 29, 2006, 05:28 PM // 17:28

YARRRR thanks francis

hmmm havent seen anny jerks since i posted the last reply :O

natus · Mar 29, 2006, 08:38 PM // 20:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by The undead Mesmer

Strange that nobody mentioned me yet HAHA i always love to haras newbies with a verry special skills/spell (cant remember the name atm sorry)

i met this guy at the boat in LA id1, he was like total jerk calling everyone noobs and then ragequitting :O:O

/sarcasm

hi balty :3

The Real Roy Keane · Mar 29, 2006, 10:34 PM // 22:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ganks

I met a dude who thought a HoH monk's secondary class actually mattered.

I'm sorry to tell you it actually does..Monk energy management skills are pretty poor, so they have to look to their secondary profession- namely the Mesmer's Inspiration line.

jciardha · Mar 29, 2006, 10:34 PM // 22:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Commander Ryker

How do you know he was gay? Did he say that he was? If you're suggesting that he was gay for not lighting the beacon then you are wrong. He was a jerk. Being gay has nothing to do with being a jerk.

People who use "gay" as a synonym for "lame" are some of the biggest and most pathetic jerks of all.

Fungus Amongus · Mar 29, 2006, 11:37 PM // 23:37

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Originally Posted by Kook~NBK~

Chalk one up for the good guys! WTG, Kurt! Great way to deal with a jerk!"

Referring to this post: http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...postcount=1670

Classic. Now that's teamwork.